Play! Frolic! Only not on the grass.

Okay, here's what it is about this place: It's the vacation version of the house with white picket fence and two-car garage. It's vacation boiled down to the essence of Americana in a way that almost every American, and lots of non-Americans with money, will enjoy. Chris described it as being perfectly engineered: architecturally, socially, in every inch of the landscape. In a way that's supposed to feel spontaneous and the opposite of engineered.

I ran around this morning and realized how easy it should have been for me to find this place last night, even without the searchlights.

Josh, I think that my friend Jeff described the Unicode conference as the conference of dorks that even other dorks think is dorky. But truth be told, maybe you're just jealous.