Friday, November 09, 2007

Open letter to 520 commuters.

Dear Friday afternoon commuters on 520 westbound,

I hate you. Yes, you. I want to leave work soon and I looked at the traffic and I am filled with despair. It is not because of the colors on the traffic map. I drive with that color daily. It is because on Friday, all the crazy people come out. The people who prevent me from getting off the highway to take Rich's special ninja route down 24th back to the bridge. And also the people who drive solo in the HOV lane. We are not in New Jersey, people. Don't look at me that way. I can speak derisively about New Jersey because I am from New Jersey.



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