Chronicle for the easily amused.
Seriously: I met a guy at a party last night named Kirk. Kirk Lind. AND HE LIVES IN KIRKLAND!! I know it's true because Nicole checked his driver's license while he was hitting on us. If I were named Kirk Lind and I lived in Kirkland, I'm not sure I could ever move away. This fact made me jump up and down and spill a drink all over myself in delight.
Kirk Lind! And he lives in Kirkland!