I have a mandolin.

In honor of my birthday, I'm going to ask every KEXP DJ on the air today to play the Superchunk version of "100,000 Fireflies" until one of them relents.

Then I'm going to go to Sonic Boom and buy the new albums by Math & Physics Club, Ivy, Stars, and maybe Crooked Fingers.

Then I'm going to eat a perfect Minneola tangerine.